If you measure your distance in freedom units and your calories in cheeseburgers, this Patriotic Graphic Tank is your new uniform. It’s the ultimate statement piece for anyone who knows exactly what 'merica is all about: power, pride, and unapologetic portions.
Design Story
This bold graphic is a high-octane celebration of American culture and a playful jab at the rest of the world. The design features a fierce Bald Eagle screaming over tanks and flags, fiercely guarding the most sacred measurement unit: the double cheeseburger. The slogan, "WTF IS A KILOMETER," encapsulates that uniquely American spirit of doing things our own big, bold way. This Patriotic Graphic Tank embodies military humor and supreme American pride—it’s a conversation starter guaranteed.
- Made with 100% U.S. cotton for breathable comfort in warm weather.
- Enhanced soft cotton technology for improved printability and a smoother feel against your skin.
- Bound neck and armholes for durability and shape retention, ensuring your Sleeveless Shirt lasts season after season.
- Classic fit with seamless body for relaxed everyday wear, perfect for a comfortable, unisex fit.
- Lightweight & versatile → ideal for workouts, layering, or maximizing your casual summer style.
- Transitioning to recycled black tear-away label for easy removal and itch-free comfort.
- Eco-conscious production with OEKO-TEX certified dyes & U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol.
We designed this Graphic Tank specifically for beating the heat. Because it is a breathable cotton tank, it feels cool and light, making it the ideal summer wear for BBQs, the beach, or the gym. I wear mine as casual gym wear—it handles the sweat and keeps its shape, no problem. It’s more than just a patriotic tee; it’s a lifestyle statement. This unisex tank also works perfectly as an everyday layering piece under a jacket when the evening cools down. Grab this piece of freedom; it makes an incredible gift idea for any proud American.
Keep your American pride looking fresh and crisp.
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang-dry for the longest lifespan.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
- Do not iron directly on the graphic print area.
- Do not dry clean this workout top.
Is this Patriotic Graphic Tank true to size?
Yes, this Unisex Tank features a classic, relaxed fit. We recommend checking the size chart, but generally, customers find it fits true to their standard size.
How durable is the print on this Sleeveless Shirt?
We use enhanced cotton technology which locks the print into the fabric fibers. Following the care instructions (washing inside-out) ensures the bold graphic remains vibrant and resists cracking or fading.
Is this a good gift idea for a veteran or military enthusiast?
Absolutely. The combination of military imagery, the Bald Eagle, and the humorous anti-metric slogan makes this an excellent, high-impact gift idea for anyone who loves American freedom and military humor.
Is the fabric comfortable for intense workouts?
Yes. The 100% U.S. cotton is lightweight and breathable, making it a great choice for casual gym wear and high-intensity activities where you need maximum air circulation.
Stop measuring. Start wearing. Don't wait until the 4th of July rush hits—this Patriotic Graphic Tank sells out fast! Grab this iconic Sleeveless Shirt today and show the world where your loyalties—and your humor—lie.
