Design Story
This vintage design captures the universal superpower of fatherhood: the ability to answer any question instantly. The distressed typography and classic diamond frame (Attribute: style; Value: vintage) give the T-shirt (Entity) a rugged, timeless look (Attribute: look; Value: rugged). The slogan, "Dad Knows Everything," is a playful nod to those quick, confident answers Dad gives (Subject: Dad; Predicate: gives; Object: confident answers) when Google fails. This unisex shirt makes a perfect conversation starter and a memorable piece of casual wear.
- Made with 100% U.S. cotton for outstanding softness and breathability that lasts all day.
- Soft cotton technology ensures a smoother fabric surface and better print quality for the vintage graphic.
- Classic rib collar plus taped neck and shoulders enhance comfort and provide long-term durability.
- Classic fit with a seamless body delivers a relaxed, versatile style perfect for everyday casual wear.
- Durable DTF printing means the "Dad Knows Everything" graphic remains vibrant and long-lasting through many washes.
- Eco-conscious production: We use OEKO-TEX certified dyes and follow the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol for sustainable creation.
- The ultimate gift idea for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because he deserves a great Funny Shirt.
I wear this fabric all the time; it truly feels great right out of the box. This unisex tee isn't just a novelty item; it's designed for real life. The breathable fabric handles yard work just as well as it handles lounging on the couch. Because the fit is classic, Dad won't feel restricted, making it perfect for active weekends. It pairs easily with jeans, shorts, or even under a jacket when the weather cools. If you need a quick, thoughtful present, this Funny Dad Graphic Tee is always a winner. It provides instant humor and lasting comfort.
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for the best longevity.
- Do not iron directly on the printed design.
How does the sizing run?
This is a classic fit unisex shirt. Most customers find it runs true to size. If Dad prefers an oversized, relaxed look, we suggest sizing up one level.
Is the material heavy?
No, the 100% U.S. cotton is mid-weight. It’s a breathable fabric that keeps you comfortable and cool without feeling flimsy.
How durable is the vintage print?
We use durable DTF technology, which bonds the graphic deeply into the fabric. Following the care instructions ensures the graphic lasts for years.
Is this a good Father's Day gift idea?
Absolutely! It's a guaranteed laugh and a practical item he can wear immediately. It’s a perfect Funny Tee for any occasion.
Stop searching for the perfect present. Grab this hilarious Dad Knows Everything Tee today and watch him smile when he opens it!