Nothing says "ready for the day" like that first sip of caffeine and the inevitable trip that follows. This Coffee Makes Me Poop Sweatshirt celebrates the relatable reality of every coffee lover's morning routine with a side of fiery humor.
Design Story: For the Caffeine-Fueled Soul
We’ve all been there—the coffee hits, the internal engine starts, and suddenly, it's a race against time. Our design team wanted to capture that "fiery" urgency with a bold, comic-style graphic. Featuring a steaming mug backed by vibrant flames and the honest truth in bold lettering, this graphic sweatshirt is for the person who doesn't take themselves too seriously. It’s a conversation starter that turns a common habit into a badge of honor.
- Heavy Blend fleece: Crafted with finer yarns for an ultra-soft feel and significantly reduced pilling.
- Medium-weight fabric: Provides the perfect amount of warmth for chilly mornings without feeling bulky.
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband: Includes spandex for excellent stretch and recovery, keeping the shape intact.
- Classic crewneck fit: Features a seamless body design for maximum comfort and a clean look.
- Double-needle stitching: Reinforced seams at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensure long-lasting durability.
- Durable DTF print quality: The "Coffee Makes Me Poop" design uses high-quality Direct-to-Film printing that won't crack or fade easily.
- Eco-conscious production: Made using OEKO-TEX certified dyes and U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol standards.
- Perfect unisex gift option: The unisex fit makes it an easy choice for birthdays, white elephant parties, or "just because" gifts.
I wear this pullover sweatshirt every time I head to my local cafe, and it never fails to get a laugh from the barista. Beyond the joke, the breathable fleece interior feels like a warm hug on a rainy Sunday. It is the ideal layering outfit piece—throw it over a collared shirt for a quirky look or wear it oversized with leggings for a lazy day at home. This cozy sweatshirt balances high-quality construction with a "tell-it-like-it-is" attitude that U.S. shoppers love.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors to protect the DTF print.
- Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry for the longest garment life.
- Do not iron directly over the graphic; use a cool iron on the reverse side if needed.
- Avoid using bleach or harsh fabric softeners to maintain the heavy blend softness.
How does the sizing run for this unisex sweatshirt?This unisex sweatshirt follows a standard U.S. fit. If you prefer a more tailored look, order your usual size. For a trendy oversized sweatshirt feel, we recommend sizing up one.
Is the fabric itchy or rough?Not at all! The interior is a brushed heavy blend fleece that feels incredibly soft against the skin. It’s designed for all-day comfort.
Will the print survive multiple washes?Yes! We use professional DTF (Direct-to-Film) technology. This ensures the colors stay vibrant and the text stays crisp even after many cycles in the laundry.
Is this a good gift idea for a coffee lover?Absolutely. It’s a top-tier gift idea for anyone who lives for their morning brew and has a great sense of humor.
