62 Funny Father’s Day Quotes That Make for a Hilarious Card

Father's Day is coming and you don't know how to send a message to Dad. Refer to 62 Funny Father's Day quotes below right now.

Dad always loves his children unconditionally, but it seems that the feelings between father and children seem less close and harder to express.

On Father's Day, show your care with heart-filled dad quotes or greetings. You can use fancy words and funny wishes to Dad. It will make it easier to express your feelings and make the family atmosphere fun. Here is a collection of 62 funny Father's Day quotes that you can refer to show your love for your beloved father.

Funny Father's Day Quotes To Make Your Dad Laugh

You want to give your dad the most unique hilarious cards on Father's Day. Check out our list of funny Father's Day quotes below. If you are afraid to speak directly, you can write letters, send messages, or status on social networks to show your care on this special day.

• Oops, I've already spent all my pocket money. Please accept this DIY card as your Father's Day gift.

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• It was the wonderful child who wrote this heartfelt card for you. Happy Father's Day!

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• The most amazing child in the world sends Father's Day greetings to the world's best father.

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• Thank Dad for always chasing bugs for me. I hope you continue to do it well in the future.

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• Without your lovely child, this extraordinary day would have less meaning to you, right? So Dad, no need to thank me.

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• My Dad is the luckiest person in the world because he has a wonderful child.

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• Another year of Father's Day, congrats to my beloved Dad who is "older" one more year.

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• I wouldn't trade my Dad for anything else. Cause no one offered.

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• Happy Father's Day. Hope you like this gift that I bought with your money.

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• Happy Father's Day to the best Dad ever!

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• I was struggling to choose a gift for Father's Day and suddenly thought of why to buy it when I already the best gift.

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• Happy Father's Day! If you want, I will distract Mom so you can sneak out and drink. Cheers!

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• Dad, you are always cool. Specially, all the time mom says “no”, you say “yes” when I ask for something.

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• Happy Father's Day! - From the most incredible kids in the world.

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• There is no joy and happiness on this earth like when my father gives me pocket money.

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What Do Famous Dads Say Funny Things On Father's Day?

There are many beautiful and meaningful sayings for the mother, but few people pay attention to the beautiful and meaningful sayings for the father. So let's take a look at some good funny Father's Day quotes from famous dads to see if there is any difference.

• Dads are like chocolate chip cookies; they may have chips or be nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better place. - Hillary Lytle

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• A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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• You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. - Jerry Seinfeld

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• A father is a banker provided by nature. - French proverb

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• Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows. - Al Unser

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• When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain

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• Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. - Conan O'Brien

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• The best fathers have the softest, sweetest hearts. In other words, great dads are real marshmallows. - Richelle E. Goodrich, "Slaying Dragons"

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• Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana (The Use and Misuse of Children)

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• I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it were socially acceptable I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and a cage across his face mask. - Will Arnett

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• By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he is wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

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• Even though I am proud my Dad invented the rear-view mirror, we are not as close as we appear. - Stewart Francis

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• I got my dad one of those typical Father's Day cards. You know, with a picture of a hunting coat hanging on a peg, a duck decoy and some golf clubs leaning in the corner. Perfect card for him, because there’s nothing Dad loves more than going out in the woods on a frosty morning and beating ducks to death with a 4-iron. - Daniel Liebert

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• Father's Day is coming, but I figure, why get a tie for a guy who only goes out to the liquor store? - David Letterman

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• Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honour Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business. - Jimmy Fallon

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• I tried to get my Dad what he wanted for Father’s Day, but Jennifer Lawrence wouldn’t return my calls. - Melanie White

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• The message of Mother’s Day is “Mothers are amazingly good at mothering! They deserve a special day!” Whereas the message of Father’s Day is: “We’re only doing this because we have Mother’s Day.” - Dave Barry

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• Good parenting means investing in your child’s future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday. - Lin Manuel Miranda

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Meaningful Funny Father's Day Quotes 

Is it difficult for you to open up and show your love for your father? On this special day, send him a card, a letter, or even a text to let him know that, from deep in your heart, Dad is everything! On Father's Day, don't forget to send meaningful funny Father's Day quotes to your Dad.

• For me, Dad will forever be a great "ATM" and the easiest to use in the world.

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• How is my dad so cool? - because I am his big big fan.

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• My Dad was originally an ordinary person, but suddenly he can turn into a hero, an adventurer, a storyteller and even a "reluctant" singer just because of me.

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• There are no peaceful years, it is just that someone has taken the sky for me. That person is my father, who always acts cold but is warm inside!

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• Thank Dad for giving me money to study and eat. Fortunately, I not only eat well but also study not badly.

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• Behind the most incredible daughter on earth is the greatest dad.

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• There will always be a few people brave enough to love the wildest part of me. And the most special one is my dad.

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• I am a beautiful princess. Not because I'm paired with the same prince. It's because I have a great father, a great king.

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• There is no need to judge what kind of person my Dad is because I always know his love is great.

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• When Dad gave me pocket money, I smiled a lot. And I know when I give you something, you will cry with happiness.

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• You may not believe that heroes are real because you haven't met my father.

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• The quietest love in this world is the love of a father who never says I love you, and only uses actions to show it. My father's love is the same.

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• Thank Dad for always accompanying me in all the crazy games. Even if I wanted to start a fire, Dad would light it for me.

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• Dad nags when I ask for pocket money. But it's he who often actively asks me if I am out of it.

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Best Funny Father’s Day Quotes And Wishes

Fathers often do not express their love to their children like mothers, but that does not mean their love is less than that of mothers. Please send your funny Father's Day quotes below to express your love for your father.

• Father is a yellow candle, Mom is a green candle, I am a pink candle, and three flickering candles light up a family. Happy Father's Day, the biggest candle in our house. Love Dad!

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• Congratulations to the luckiest father in the world for having a lovely and obedient child like me. I Hope Dad has a lot of happiness and good health. And always love Mom and me!

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• Happy Father's Day! Wishing my father a lot of health, strong muscles, style, youth, and health to take me to eat lots of delicious food.

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• Happy Father's Day. I wish you good health, money in your pocket, work in your hand, and our family in your heart.

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• I wish you a lot of joy. I believe there is no greater joy than having a wonderful child like me, Dad!

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• Thank you, Dad, for being a superhero in my life. You have made me feel peace, and warmth with your love, and boundless care.

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• There is no joy and happiness on this earth like when Dad gives me pocket money.

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• Dear Dad, Happy Father's Day. Wishing Dad a lot of joy and good health to comment on football with me, and shout to cheer for the home team.

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• My father is the most handsome in the solar system. Wish you are more and more handsome new year.

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• Wishing my dear father more and more handsome. And the money is always full, the belly is getting more and more abs, and no more lovers.

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• Wishing my dear father always healthy, happier than "happy", money is higher than "money" and sad is shorter than "sad".

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• I promise you from now on I will be good and earn “pocket money” to pay you back, Dad!

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• It seems that Dad is getting younger and more handsome as in your twenties, and we are afraid that many girls will pursue you. So I wish you always more healthy, less handsome, and happy with our little family!

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• On Father's Day, there is nothing more perfect than your wonderful child and your excellent wife.

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• Dad, you are one of my favorite people on the earth.

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Wrapping Up

Above are some funny Father's Day quotes that we want to share with readers. We hope that you have chosen a good message or wish to send it to your beloved Dad. Thank you for your interest in following our article!